I struggle every time i start a blog. It’s that i’m trying too hard. Right now I’m trying too hard. It doesn’t help that two days ago I stared at myself in the mirror thinking, fuck. i’m so not as funny as I thought I was. And, really it’s okay. But, I really wish someone would’ve told me. It’s like i’ve been walking around with a giant pepper flake in my front tooth for 26 years. You guys suck.
Anyway, today I woke up feeling inspired (mainly because Ann Curry got fired and I always felt like I was the only one who thought she was the most awkward person on the Today show. Ever. But, now that I know I wasn’t the only one, it warms my heart) and so I thought ok…today I’m finally going to start that blog with that title i’ve been waiting to use. Then, I got off the bus and I twisted my ankle and thought, fuck this I’m not starting a blog my ankle hurts. But THEN I made the mean barista laugh and I jumped back to, ohmygod I cant wait to get started on my new blog is it five yet?
So…then it was 4:30, then 4:45, then I had to make spare keys for my house and the key maker guy was super nice and at that point I locked into my night. I’m starting this thing whether I like it or not…after I make a few tacos for myself.
Thank god the tacos were good.
girl walks into a bar... 